Saturday, March 13, 2010

Cigarettes and ghosts, what do they have in common? absolutely nothing.

Here's the original story.


WELLINGTON (Reuters Life!) – A New Zealand woman sold two vials that she said contained the ghosts of an old man and a young girl for almost NZ$2,000 ($1,410) after a fiercely contested online auction, local media reported.
Avie Woodbury from Christchurch told TVNZ that she captured the spirits after an exorcism session of her house and for which she paid roughly $100.
Woodbury then put the ghosts into holy water and stored them in separate vials before deciding to auction them.
The web page for the sale attracted more than 200,000 views before the auction ended on Monday after a week. Woodbury said all proceeds from the auction, minus the exorcist's fee, would be donated to an animal charity.
"I would get things like the jug boiling itself, touching on the back of my neck, voices from other rooms, and items going missing then turning up in weird places," she said.
"I just want to get rid of them as they scare me. But someone might like these to play with," she said.
Woodbury said she felt a better vibe in her house after the exorcism. "Whether it is psychological or not but I definitely felt a new vibe in the house," she told TVNZ.
The winning bidder was an electronic cigarette company, which local newspapers said was now asking for ideas on what to do with the vials.
(US$1 = 1.418 NZ$)
(Editing by David Fox)

Here's my input.

First off why the fuck would someone want to buy ghosts in a bottle? are we that stupid honestly. And second of all, why the fuck does an electronic cigarette company need these? ghostly cheap cigarettes (haha) im glad I'm quitting smoking or maybe my lungs might be polluted with some time of cilla killing poltergeist.

Thats it for today.

Too drunk to live obviously.

A Nebraska man who got sentinced to cour for a DUI missed his court date because he was too drunk, Really? has our own well being stooped that low? If your drunk 24/7 then why even be alive. I can understand having a few drinks, but getting a DUI and then showing up to court drunk (CWI, Court While Intoxicated) is absolutely retarded. Some people man some people.

Lawl @ toyota fail. (actually modern day humanity fails)

So, I've read that toyota has had some defective gas pedals and shit like that. I saw on the news that some guy is suing toyota because his gas pedal mad him wreck. He drove off a damn small cliff into a lake, WTF! really? well lets see here, one, you have breaks, two, you have park, three, you have neutral, four turn the car off, five, dont drive off a cliff. Five reasons as to how that would have been a very avoided accident, but noooo people are so money hungry that they have now resorted to driving off cliffs. I'm sorry people but at the rate this is going 2012 isn't just going to end the world, but it will make you live long enough to completely fuck up your basic knowledge of survival. Fuck you humanity.

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