Get over it, life sucks.

"You don't realize how much you have until it's gone."

A quote used by many and understood by few. In the last seven days I've managed to become broke, carless,  cold, hungry,  and homeless. I've screwed my family over so many times so I have barely any help, many friends help me but most are also broke and almost homeless. I wish I could go back and change my past to change my future for the better, but that's not possible. Only few can truly understand my circumstances, and most won't even be able to read this. I'm probably the only homeless guy with an apple product, people probably look at me like my priorities are all kinds of fucked, but this phone is the only thing keeping me from being completely useless. I mostly hold onto it for family and friend communication purposes, but a decent amount of my friends don't even talk to me and act like I'm a burden to their lives. Point is not everyone understands that term and it's used way too often out of context.

Until next time.

I'll deliver a punch to your neck, while wearing a bow tie with a smile.

So,

     The past month I've been working at a Papa Johns as a delivery driver. It's not that bad of a job, the pay is shit but it's a pretty fun place to work. The part I don't understand, and pardon my racism. Why in the hell do black people rarely ever tip?  I had a lady tell me the other day "y'all already charge $2.50 for delivery, so I need all my change", first off lady you got your change when you voted for Obama. Second, I live off my tips since my check gets raped by child support and taxes that help you pay for your god damn pizza. Point is that if you can't afford to tip at least two god dammed dollars, don't ask for mother fucking delivery you bottom feeding scum fuck. Now before you all say I'm racist, I've had a few white people stiff me, but 98.9% of all my non-tippers are black. Well that's the end of my rant, I hope you all enjoyed it. 

Be safe, and tip your delivery driver.

Recession, pancakes, and an ostrich

So,

     Recently I've decided to start writing again. With more opportunity's to make money on the internet, I figured if I continued I'd also end up making something. The sad fact is that I ended up so broke, that I'm actually turning to writing on the internet as a source of some type of money. You have to wonder though, with as many ads there are floating around stating; make money fast click here to get started no cost to you. What happens after you enter your email? Boom! Your hit with a credit card entry form and a $50.00 enrollment fee. Nothing in this day and age is truly free right? But a man can dream. Hopefully something turns out soon because I'm starting to lose faith in not only humanity, but also myself.

you know what. no you dont.

You know im sick of this economy when did it become stupid hard to find a job any job.

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Cigarettes and ghosts, what do they have in common? absolutely nothing.

Here's the original story.


WELLINGTON (Reuters Life!) – A New Zealand woman sold two vials that she said contained the ghosts of an old man and a young girl for almost NZ$2,000 ($1,410) after a fiercely contested online auction, local media reported.
Avie Woodbury from Christchurch told TVNZ that she captured the spirits after an exorcism session of her house and for which she paid roughly $100.
Woodbury then put the ghosts into holy water and stored them in separate vials before deciding to auction them.
The web page for the sale attracted more than 200,000 views before the auction ended on Monday after a week. Woodbury said all proceeds from the auction, minus the exorcist's fee, would be donated to an animal charity.
"I would get things like the jug boiling itself, touching on the back of my neck, voices from other rooms, and items going missing then turning up in weird places," she said.
"I just want to get rid of them as they scare me. But someone might like these to play with," she said.
Woodbury said she felt a better vibe in her house after the exorcism. "Whether it is psychological or not but I definitely felt a new vibe in the house," she told TVNZ.
The winning bidder was an electronic cigarette company, which local newspapers said was now asking for ideas on what to do with the vials.
(US$1 = 1.418 NZ$)
(Editing by David Fox)

Here's my input.

First off why the fuck would someone want to buy ghosts in a bottle? are we that stupid honestly. And second of all, why the fuck does an electronic cigarette company need these? ghostly cheap cigarettes (haha) im glad I'm quitting smoking or maybe my lungs might be polluted with some time of cilla killing poltergeist.

Thats it for today.

Too drunk to live obviously.

A Nebraska man who got sentinced to cour for a DUI missed his court date because he was too drunk, Really? has our own well being stooped that low? If your drunk 24/7 then why even be alive. I can understand having a few drinks, but getting a DUI and then showing up to court drunk (CWI, Court While Intoxicated) is absolutely retarded. Some people man some people.

Lawl @ toyota fail. (actually modern day humanity fails)

So, I've read that toyota has had some defective gas pedals and shit like that. I saw on the news that some guy is suing toyota because his gas pedal mad him wreck. He drove off a damn small cliff into a lake, WTF! really? well lets see here, one, you have breaks, two, you have park, three, you have neutral, four turn the car off, five, dont drive off a cliff. Five reasons as to how that would have been a very avoided accident, but noooo people are so money hungry that they have now resorted to driving off cliffs. I'm sorry people but at the rate this is going 2012 isn't just going to end the world, but it will make you live long enough to completely fuck up your basic knowledge of survival. Fuck you humanity.

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Watch This.