Sunday, October 20, 2013

I'll deliver a punch to your neck, while wearing a bow tie with a smile.

So,

     The past month I've been working at a Papa Johns as a delivery driver. It's not that bad of a job, the pay is shit but it's a pretty fun place to work. The part I don't understand, and pardon my racism. Why in the hell do black people rarely ever tip?  I had a lady tell me the other day "y'all already charge $2.50 for delivery, so I need all my change", first off lady you got your change when you voted for Obama. Second, I live off my tips since my check gets raped by child support and taxes that help you pay for your god damn pizza. Point is that if you can't afford to tip at least two god dammed dollars, don't ask for mother fucking delivery you bottom feeding scum fuck. Now before you all say I'm racist, I've had a few white people stiff me, but 98.9% of all my non-tippers are black. Well that's the end of my rant, I hope you all enjoyed it. 

Be safe, and tip your delivery driver.

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